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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
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"I'm fantastic in bed I can stay asleep for 15 hours!"
"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"
"Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions"
"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"
"I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold."
"A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. He was an apeist!"
"Why do they call a ""pap-smear"" a ""pap-smear""? Because it sounds a lot better than ""cunt-scrape""."
"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"
"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"