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Joke of the Day

"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"

"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!"

"*1st date* [be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] so where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*"

"This Dollar Store thesaurus sure is coming in... *shuffle shuffle* ...hippopotamus."

"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."

"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"

"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."

"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"

"the year is 2048 twerking has become a sport the seas are now made of starbucks ugg boots are required by law"