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Joke of the Day
"Fat goths are morbidly obese."
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"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."
"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"
"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"
"5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands"
"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."
"[house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"