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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"

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"Interviewer: So, Floyd can you give us amateurs some tips in the ring? Floyd: It's all about speed and quick reaction time- This Joke has been removed by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment'"
"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"
"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."
"*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, ""SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."""
"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."
"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."
"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"
"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? I just passed your friend in the woods."
"It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile One will see you later, the other in a while."