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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"
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"In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question."
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"
"What's your spirit animal? ""An eagle. They're so majestic."" MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave"
"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"
"What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar"
"What is the difference between Virging and non-virgin ? Virgin doesn't give a fuck."
"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."