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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"
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"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""
"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."
"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"
"[seaside wedding] We are gathered here today to celebrate the- [bride picked up by giant seagull] -completion of the ritual. HAIL GULLTHRAX"
"It's complicated"" is just code for, ""I'm willing to cheat."""
"I Told my Friend She Drew Her Eyebrows on too High She seemed surprised."
"You know what my grandpa said to me right before he kicked the bucket? Hey Billy how far do you think I can kick this bucket"
"For David Blaine's next trick, he will move in to a series of increasingly small apartments and eventually die alone."