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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."
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"What's a fish's favourite band? Stickelback!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"
"Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one"
"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired"
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"
"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"
"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"