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Joke of the Day
"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."
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"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."
"I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so."
"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."
"I once told a girl her ""traditional"" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku. She said ""Gofukurself."""
"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"
"A girl walks in on her boyfriend blowing his dick with her hair dryer. ""What the hell are you doing?!"" she yells. He lovingly replies, ""Baby, you just asked me to heat up dinner for you!"""
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"
"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."