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"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"
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"Those Essex Girls Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!"
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."
"Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!"
"It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich."
"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"
"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass? Carpool tunnel!"