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Joke of the Day

"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."

"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""

"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"

"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""

"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."

"What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind."

"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."