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Joke of the Day

"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"

"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."

"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"

"Micky mouse is in court and the judge says to him ""I can't grant you divorce on the fact your wife has bucked teeth"" Micky says ""I didn't say she has bucked teeth, I said she was fucking goofy"""

"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis."

"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."