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Joke of the Day

"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."

"""how'd your football team football today?"" those footballers footballed quite well...really good footballin'"

"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."

"Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?"

"What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Working legs."

"Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence"

"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."

"I was about to commit suicide, but then a Nicki Minaj song came on the radio -- so I committed suicide twice."

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."