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Joke of the Day
"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."
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"You know what's a job I could really see myself doing? Mirror inspector."
"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A pedrophile"
"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"
"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"
"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"
"I always feel a little sad for a guy when I notice he missed a belt loop on his pants or lost his family in a fire."
"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."