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Joke of the Day
"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."
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"ATTENTION : All position for stupid people in my life ,have been filled ,no more applicants need apply. Thank You !"
"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."
"I don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail."
"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"
"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."
"Satoru Iwata is in a much better place... ... he's with Nintendo."
"If you could have one super power what would it be? Cold War Russia."
"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."