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Joke of the Day
"I don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail."
Next Joke
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"
"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table."
"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"
"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"
"If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me."