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Joke of the Day
"I don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail."
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"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."
"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."
"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."
"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("
"What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action"
"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"
"""The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-"" [Bowser spits coffee] ""Which plumber?"""
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""
"Soulja boy was sent to the hospital, what department was he sent to? He was sent to I C UUUUUUUU! ...yes that happened."