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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
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"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"
"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day"
"Weird scene in The Hobbit where Peter Jackson walks through the middle of the set and takes a 45-minute shit with the door open."
"I think Trump will be a great president Just had to put my two Pence in there"
"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."
"What comes between fear and sex? funf"
"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."
"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"
"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."