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Joke of the Day
"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."
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"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""
"Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: ""Not always the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist"
"Walk up to the finest girl in the club and whisper, ""excuse me, can I get at that outlet behind you hon?"""
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"If Hillary is elected..... will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?"
"So Halloween is fast approaching... Where I can get one of those cool Guy Fieri masks that all the anarchists are wearing?"
"""OH MY GOD IS THAT GLUTEN ON THE FLOOR!?!?!"" Great way to clear the checkout lines at Whole Foods."
"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."
"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."