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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other? I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep."
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"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"
"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."
"Horrible Valentines Chocolates Girl: Those chocolates you gave me sucked. Boy: *looks at empty box* then why'd you eat them all? Girl: I had to make sure they all sucked."
"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""
"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."
"When Siri has her period she uses an iPad. I hate myself."
"Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history."
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""
"Need the most offensive team name possible for beer Olympics team. I believe in you Internet"