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Joke of the Day

"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."

"This girl just said, ""You know that feeling you get when you really really like someone?"" and I was all like, ""Nope."" and walked away."

"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

"Phoned up the local gym I phoned up the local gym and asked them if they could teach me the splits. They asked me how flexible I was. I said I can't make Tuesdays."

"Which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9"

"What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish."