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Joke of the Day
"How do you explain a man birthing a baby? Taco bell for lunch"
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"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."
"What are the longest hairs in the body? Nose hairs, because pulling them out is a pain in the ass."
"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."
"*takes 400 selfies to find one I think is good enough to post* caption: Just a random quick shot, I love capturing these special moments"
"I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."
"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."
"Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster."