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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"
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"BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES"
"Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"
"Mountain's aren't funny... They're hill areas."
"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"
"Guys, I lost my baby teeth"
"What's the difference between a new golf ball and a spoilt child? One's white and shiny, and the other is shite and whiny!"
"My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you? Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet."
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"