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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a new golf ball and a spoilt child? One's white and shiny, and the other is shite and whiny!"

"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"

"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"

"So I read the dictionary the other day. Turns out the zebra did it."

"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."

"What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping."

"Dear Evolution, It's a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?"

"Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one."

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."