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Joke of the Day

"My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you? Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet."

"What is round and looks like a stone. A stone."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"

"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"

"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."

"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he fingered a minor."

"FIRST TIME SEX My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: ""What are you doing?"" Me: ""I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering."