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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !"
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"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."
"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."
"Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop."
"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"How does a lawyer name their kids? Bill and Sue"
"I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix."