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Joke of the Day
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"
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"i don't drink to forget, i drink to remember how much i like drinking."
"After their meal of rawmen and a cup of joe, what do cannibals use to freshen their breath? MenToes"
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious."
"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."
"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
"A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large."
"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""
"Welcome to my garden of actors And on your left, we have the Benedict Cucumber Patch"