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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."
"What is true and false at the same time? This"
"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."
"If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain"
"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"
"What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? ........... a shit (think about it)"
"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."