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"I Am Not A Lawyer I ANAL."
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"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"
"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."
"How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue."
"What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!"
"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."
"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."
"What did the statue say to the other statue? Hey, S-tat-ue?"