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Joke of the Day

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet ? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either."

"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"

"Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside."

"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"

"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"

"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"

"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"

"Why do people keep picking on fat people? They've got enough on their plates."

"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."

"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"