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Joke of the Day
"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."
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"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"
"Something my friend said during our darkest hour of finals cramming I'm wearing my Seahawks jersey to the exam tomorrow. That way I'll pass even though we all know I shouldn't."
"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."
"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."
"What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while? ""Statue bro?"""
"What do you call a group of black people? Antique farm equipment."
"Knock knock Who's there? The pastor The pastor who? Open the fucking door goddamit, there's a crazy white man with a gun, let me out!"
"I dreamed... I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted."