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Joke of the Day
"Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax? ... ... To stop Hispanic attacks."
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"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men"
"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"
"If a mother and her son conceived a child, what would the child call his/her mother? ""Herrburgggerrrpffffppphfffffdudududeck"""
"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"
"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."
"That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person."
"My friend said he was really down because of his car troubles... I told him i didn't wan't to hear his saab story."
"What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it"