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Joke of the Day

"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Budum tits."

"Original Content. That is all."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."

"Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it's a hardware problem."

"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."

"2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016"