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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it"
Next Joke
"this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*"
"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"
"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"ME: My New Year's resolution is to eat less WIFE: Good! ME: (very, very quietly) ...vegetables."
"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ayyyy, tis true he loves R, but his true love is the C!"
"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"
"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."