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Joke of the Day

"What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom? ""It's Gonna Be Pee"""

"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"

"Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars."

"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."

"I like my coffee like I like my woman... No pubic hair."

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"

"So I found out today I have Alzheimer's..."

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."

"Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop."

"Apparently, 4.665642(1) out of 7.4 people overcomplicate things."