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Joke of the Day
"What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks."
Next Joke
"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"
"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"
"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."
"So then the otaku says... That's no body pillow. That's my wife!"
"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""
"Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer."
"How did Wendy die? The Baconator."
"watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college"
"""daddy why did the moon turn red?"" ""because god is flooding it with the blood of all the children who ask too many questions sweetie"""