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Joke of the Day

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."

"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."

"What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

"""Now?"" ""Not yet."" ""Now?"" ""Not quite."" *Car approaches* ""Now?"" ""Now."" -Deer crossing the road"

"Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"

"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""