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Joke of the Day
"If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed."
Next Joke
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."
"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."
"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."
"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."
"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"
"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."
"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."
"Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating."