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Joke of the Day

"I asked my flamboyant son if he was gay and he beat around the bush. I wouldn't care if he is, I'm just pissed that I didn't get a straight answer."

"I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did... Iran"

"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."

"Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands."

"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"

"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."

"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"

"At first, I never understood why my parents had a bitter relationship Until I realized my birthday was 9 months after my dad's..."