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Joke of the Day
"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
Next Joke
"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"
"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."
"What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police? You bust a nut"
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"What type of weed does a reptile smoke? Mariiguana"
"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."
"Are you cold? Go stand in a corner. They're always 90 degrees."