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Joke of the Day
"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."
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"""How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"" [OC] ""They flip burgers for profit!"" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!"
"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."
"""I like my women like i like my eggs...."" Whites only. (or millions of other one-word punchlines, depending on how dark you want to go.) ""Fertilized"" ""Beat"" ""Rotten"" ""xtra-large"""
"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."
"It's only Ultimate Frisbee if someone dies"
"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."
"Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant."
"What's even more impressive than a talking dog ? A spelling bee!"