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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"

"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."

"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool."

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"

"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""