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Joke of the Day

"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"

"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."

"What do you call a traveling Pope? A Roamin' Catholic."

"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."

"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"

"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""

"I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile."

"What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8? Apples ideas."