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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a traveling Pope? A Roamin' Catholic."
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"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."
"[running amok in flames] WHY ARE INFLAMMABLE THINGS FLAMMABLE!?"
"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."
"What comes out of a reasonable volcano? Pragma."
"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."
"Truth in advertising #1: Burger King- Your actually having it our way, and our way consists of making you fat."
"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."
"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."