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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a traveling Pope? A Roamin' Catholic."
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"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"
"Negative Million Dollar Idea: devote a large portion of your 20s and 30s in pursuit of vague creative oriented career ambitions."
"My girlfriend is like a Chipmunk... She's tiny, fluffy, and has a horrible voice."
"Dear Lord, if my happiness bothers some people, please give them their own happiness so they won't bother hating on mine."
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"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"
"Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)"
"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""
"Grandma's funeral ft. Pitbull"