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Joke of the Day
"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"
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"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""
"How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles..."
"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"
"I once knew a girl called Inertia.... ....but I could never get her going!"
"""Follow me!"" Me: Don't tell me what to do, ERIC!!! (Me at an exercise class)"
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."
"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."
"What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !"