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Joke of the Day
"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."
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"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."
"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."
"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""
"Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses? They never show a prophet."
"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."
"Mexico's prison system"
"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"
"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"
"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"