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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny."
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"So an ogre walks into a club..."
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*"
"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."
"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets"
"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."
"January 1: GONNA WORK OUT EVERYDAY January 2: [works out] Jan 3: [kind of works out] Jan 4: [too busy to work out] Jan 5: VANITY IS BULLSHIT"
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"What costs you more the less you spend on it? A divorce lawyer."