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Joke of the Day

"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."

"If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look."

"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"

"If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration"

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"

"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"

"5 years ago, I asked this beautiful woman if she would go to dinner with me. Last spring, I asked her to be my wife. Both times she said no."

"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"