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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
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"What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!"
"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."
"Describe yourself in one word Bad at describing myself with one word."
"Why don't you buy your wife a watch? There's already a clock on the stove"
"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."
"Fish with no eyes What do you call a fish with no eyes? -A ""FSH"""
"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"
"Name your penis after a movie or a game. Oblivion."