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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than three babies in three containers? NSFW One baby in three containers."

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"""Hi, I'm Justin Timberlake."" *notices that he's actually a large body of salt water, not fresh water* ""Nice try, Mr. Timberocean."""

"I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once."

"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."

"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."

"Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? It's hard to deliver."

"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"

"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."