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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"
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"I saw a beautiful pumpkin today... It was gourdeous."
"Aren't horses just Eunuchorns?"
"Why are they called One Direction? Looks to me like they go both ways."
"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."
"Why can't there be peace in the Middle East? It IS what it IS."
"How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH"
"Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."
"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"
"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""