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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"

"why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway"

"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."

"A woman who's PMSing and a terrorist... What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."

"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."

"My tinder profile says I love dogs but then on dates I elaborate that it is hot dogs and corn dogs"

"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."

"Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"