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Joke of the Day
"My tinder profile says I love dogs but then on dates I elaborate that it is hot dogs and corn dogs"
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"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."
"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the approaching feminist."
"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""
"My favorite Caesar quote. ""Pizza! Pizza!"""
"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"
"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."
"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."
"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"