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Joke of the Day
"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."
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"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"I always wanted to be my own boss so now I run a nonprofit Not by choice, im just a shitty salesman."
"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"what idiot called it becoming a zombie and not waking up on the wrong side of the dead"
"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"
"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."
"You should never yell ""Fire!"" in a crowded theater The gunman will shoot when he's ready, it isn't polite to rush him"
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"