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Joke of the Day
"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."
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"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""
"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."
"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"
"Save money this Halloween by utilizing last years' hobo costume to dress up as this year's federal employee."
"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."
"Are you a power tool? Because i'd really like you to screw my holes *Pickup line a woman should use*"
"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."