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Joke of the Day

"You should never yell ""Fire!"" in a crowded theater The gunman will shoot when he's ready, it isn't polite to rush him"

"Flowers bee like"

"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"I have 7 legs, 5 eyes, and 9 arms. What am I? A liar"

"Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do"

"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""

"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"

"Chimney Sweep Lady chimneysweep is a real fluesie"

"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"

"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."